turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420, via fallen-croatoangel)

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

(Source: samdesantis, via fallen-croatoangel)

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. —Anaïs Nin (via feellng)

(via todiebyyourside7)

(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via fallen-croatoangel)

seahorsesinthesky:

nitrogen:

(18+)

if any of you are looking for a show on Netflix watch the Inbetweeners omg

seahorsesinthesky:

nitrogen:

(18+)

if any of you are looking for a show on Netflix watch the Inbetweeners omg

(Source: l0st-generation)

(Source: langsettte, via fallen-croatoangel)

Title: Going To California
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Played: 43591 times

Led Zeppelin - Going To California

(Source: 70-s, via untold-illusions)


aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

(via fallen-croatoangel)

thoughtsareextraordinary:

when someone asks how your day was

thoughtsareextraordinary:

when someone asks how your day was

(via fallen-croatoangel)

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

(Source: snckpck, via scoobydoobydee)

burberrybushbaby:

how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive

(via fallen-croatoangel)



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