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royalteens:

“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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privatemagiclantern:

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

Omg

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in courtjudge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

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the-awesome-adventurer:

My mom got drunk a few years back and went to a black magic shop in New Orleans and paid to have a death curse put on my stepfather. I’m not sure what’s more baffling: the fact that she did it or the fact that he got into a car accident that almost killed him a week later.

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