febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

(via apple-jack-daniels)

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

(via wordsmith-storyweaver)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. —A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via hookslovelyswan)

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: emptyconscience, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

(via anchor-my-love)

(Source: fandomfatale, via thebluecray0n)

(Source: emptyconscience, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

(Source: emptyconscience, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

(Source: yanapieceofme, via seahorsesinthesky)

mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

(via fallen-croatoangel)



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