“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
u dun fucked up
u know he dead
My mom got drunk a few years back and went to a black magic shop in New Orleans and paid to have a death curse put on my stepfather. I’m not sure what’s more baffling: the fact that she did it or the fact that he got into a car accident that almost killed him a week later.